Everything in Moderation (Bullshit)

I hate when people say "everything in moderation." It's a cop-out; a safe bet.

"Everything in moderation." Bullshit, you wouldn't take arsenic in moderation. Oh, it's okay, I only stab myself once in awhile.

Meat in moderation? Fuck that, I'd rather starve. The things I love in life are things I consume way above a moderate level. Music, art, meat, vegetables, literature, oxycotin.

Joking.

Everything in moderation, including moderation --- Oscar wilde.

Note: this post was inspired by idiots.